There must be one for every purpose under the sun. Just imagine how much easier life could be!
The Quitter is best used like this: Turn all controls to full and exit the stage. That’s how it’s done!
The Self-Deprecator is the single most effective Ego-Deflator pedal on the market today (was that a bit too pompous? Sorry, we didn’t mean it!)
The Specificator is the first guitar pedal to really bring structure to your sound, due to its precision, consistency and rule-enforcing capabilities.
The Optimist is your go-to pedal when you’re searching for not just a brighter tone, but a brighter future. In these troubled times, a little optimism goes a long way.
Have you ever dreamed of turning your art into… well, ART? Now you can: The Poetizer takes your meagre song constructions and turns them into meaningful poetry in an instant.
Cut the clutter. Kill the fluff. Stop overthinking and start playing.
Little Coloured Boxes
Guitarists love them, play them, collect them, and — more often than not — put all their hope in them
For anyone not familiar with the concept: A guitar effects pedal — sometimes called a stomp box, just a little disparagingly — is a sound processor that is placed on the floor in front of the guitarist. The guitar is connected, usually via cable, to the processor: You plug it into the input side. Then, you connect the output to even more pedals or to your guitar amp. These pedals are usually responsible for the unique sound of the electric guitar.
All Smiles is a simple but effective pedal that literally brings a smile on everyone’s face, player and audience alike.
The Confuser+ with its sturdy metal casing in inscrutable red and two knobs mysteriously labeled 'Clockwise' and 'Counter-Clockwise' will never admit to being confusing, dubious, or unusable.
Probably one of the most stripped-down confuser pedals on the market — and that's what makes it so effective!
This is a guitar pedal that will make your guitar tone seem really unhinged. You might be a nice person, you might be quite harmless. You might never be able to hurt a soul. This pedal will take care of that.
Too thin, too harsh, too talkative – don’t worry. The wrong amp, the wrong venue, the wrong guy – doesn’t matter. The Fixer puts it right.
This is an animal pedal like no other because the others don’t have penguins!
There should be one for everybody
What if we could solve everyday problems with just the turn of a few knobs and the press of a footswitch?
Being a devoted fan of effects pedals, I started inventing new, imaginary guitar pedals to put on t-shirts for musicians with a sense of humor, using AI to generate fictional posters and adverts for them. The concept soon spilled over from guitar playing into real life. Today, I firmly believe there is a pedal for every person on earth and every purpose under the sun.
The Corrector instantly corrects your tone: takes it, bends it, tones it down if need be, and then straightens it out until it's faultless!
The Blackmailer is one of the finest extortion pedals on the market. Generations of mobster guitarists put their trust in this little nasty brick of a pedal. Why shouldn't you?
Reclaim the spotlight. Reclaim the stage. Reclaim your sanity, your eardrum, and your conscience. They are never going to learn and they don't help the sound. So mute them, one by one. There is no other solution.
An HTTP 500 Internal Server Error means something went wrong on the website's server. So it's really not your problem even though right now it is!
This is a pedal to celebrate life with your friends by the riverside. It lets your guitar sing in instant harmony. Dial in as much of your animal pals as you can stomach. The sound will be sweet and soothing. Forget the wide world. Do not fear the wild wood. They are not for you, but this one is: Stomp on it and be at home.
This is a pedal that will make you the star at every children's birthday party, and in nursery and primary school too, probably, because it's so cute and so adorable and really so… cute.
Want to know the answer to all your guitar tone questions? ITS-42.
The EJC (European Jugglers Convention) is an annual event that gives jugglers from all over Europe the chance to meet, perform, learn and have lots of fun!