There must be one for every purpose under the sun. Just imagine how much easier life could be!
The Tube Squeezer smooths out the jangle of daily frustration and gives you that extra headroom you need when some oaf stands on your foot … again!
The Quitter is best used like this: Turn all controls to full and exit the stage. That’s how it’s done!
The Hippifier brings back the golden era of late sixties of love und understanding – only much cleaner
The Impressionist – makes your painting sound more colourful.
A guitar effects pedal to celebrate the majestic landscape of Brittany
This is a pedal to celebrate life with your friends by the riverside. It lets your guitar sing in instant harmony.
Little Coloured Boxes
Guitarists love them, play them, collect them, and — more often than not — put all their hope in them
For anyone not familiar with the concept: A guitar effects pedal — sometimes called a stomp box, just a little disparagingly — is a sound processor that is placed on the floor in front of the guitarist. The guitar is connected, usually via cable, to the processor: You plug it into the input side. Then, you connect the output to even more pedals or to your guitar amp. These pedals are usually responsible for the unique sound of the electric guitar.
This pedal adds the perfect touch of maybe to your tone.
Leave nothing to fate—in fact, leave nothing at all!
The first real Center of the Universe pedal. Because what good is all this music if it hasn't got YOU right at the heart of it?
The DoubleDowner is a Massive Repeater pedal that forces your audience to believe your lies through sheer repetition.
The Fact Crusher lets you deceive your audience with confidence and style: Don't ever let facts stand in your way!
A psychological effects pedal to manipulate your audience and turn them into real believers – no matter what you say.
There should be one for everybody
What if we could solve everyday problems with just the turn of a few knobs and the press of a footswitch?
Being a devoted fan of effects pedals, I started inventing new, imaginary guitar pedals to put on t-shirts for musicians with a sense of humor, using AI to generate fictional posters and adverts for them. The concept soon spilled over from guitar playing into real life. Today, I firmly believe there is a pedal for every person on earth and every purpose under the sun.
The Self-Deprecator is the single most effective Ego-Deflator pedal on the market today (was that a bit too pompous? Sorry, we didn’t mean it!)
The Demagogue Distortion pedal uses a massive attack to bulldoze your audience, forcing them to either believe your words or admire your lying.
This is probably the biggest guitar pedal there ever was. Made to impress. Built to outlast.
The Specificator is the first guitar pedal to really bring structure to your sound, due to its precision, consistency and rule-enforcing capabilities.
The Optimist is your go-to pedal when you’re searching for not just a brighter tone, but a brighter future. In these troubled times, a little optimism goes a long way.
Have you ever dreamed of turning your art into… well, ART? Now you can: The Poetizer takes your meagre song constructions and turns them into meaningful poetry in an instant.
Cut the clutter. Kill the fluff. Stop overthinking and start playing.
All Smiles is a simple but effective pedal that literally puts a smile on everyone’s face, player and audience alike.